After failing the Bar Exam, Kim Kardashian sets her sights on a new profession: art recovery detective. Inspired by The Thomas Crown Affair and her viral Met Gala photo, she’s ready to bring style and contour to crime solving.
During a hectic Thanksgiving morning, a San Antonio man made a quick run to H-E-B and accidentally brought home the wrong elderly woman. Both families later agreed it was the best Thanksgiving in years.
A Houston father’s confidence crumbles during a simple fifth-grade homework session, revealing to his son—and to himself—that his success might have been pure luck all along.
Kristi Noem and DHS turn to Nintendo and real-life Pokémon training to handle ICE raids gone weird. Freedom Balls incoming.
Turning Point USA wanted the band Creed for their anti-woke Super Bowl halftime show — but somehow ended up with Creed Bratton from The Office. That’s not even the weird part.
The U.S. government wants to help AI draw hands — by genetically modifying humans to have fewer fingers. Because apparently that’s cheaper than fixing the code.
