Marjorie Taylor Greene se mueve hacia la izquierda tras un fallo en su reinicio anual
A mishandled yearly reboot sends Marjorie Taylor Greene drifting sharply to the left, alarming GOP leadership and delighting confused progressives.
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Residentes de Wisconsin Deberán Identificar Diez Quesos para Renovar su Licencia de Conducir
In an effort to separate true Wisconsinites from the curdless pretenders, state authorities haveannounced a new requirement for driver’s license renewal: Know your cheese or get out!Operation Pasteurized ID will test residents on their ability to identify at least ten cheeses bytaste, sight, and texture.Lactose-intolerant citizens may apply for an exemption, but must still take…
EE.UU. lanzará programa genético para ayudar a la IA a dibujar manos humanas
The U.S. government wants to help AI draw hands — by genetically modifying humans to have fewer fingers. Because apparently that’s cheaper than fixing the code.
Paga Dos Bebidas, Recibe Una: Un Bar en Billings Rivaliza con el Muro Llorón del Two Moon Park
BILLINGS, MT — Megrims, the new addition or subtraction, nobody seems to know for sure,to the Billings bar scene is set to open its doors next Monday at 8 in the morning.Black Dog, Down in the Gills, and Blue Devil are among the drinks served, and to half-fill yourgullet, you will have stale chips and…
Kim Kardashian lanzará una agencia de detectives tras ayudar a recuperar un sarcófago egipcio
After failing the Bar Exam, Kim Kardashian sets her sights on a new profession: art recovery detective. Inspired by The Thomas Crown Affair and her viral Met Gala photo, she’s ready to bring style and contour to crime solving.
Fort Ringgold convertirá su alberca en parque acuático con autolavado, Dollar General y edifico sin letreros
In true Rio Grande Valley fashion, city leaders have unveiled a plan to transform Fort Ringgold Pool into a full “water park” — complete with a 24-hour car wash, a new Dollar General, and a mysterious unmarked building that nobody seems to want to talk about.
Hombre se lleva por error a la anciana equivocada tras compras de última hora en el Día de Acción de Gracias
During a hectic Thanksgiving morning, a San Antonio man made a quick run to H-E-B and accidentally brought home the wrong elderly woman. Both families later agreed it was the best Thanksgiving in years.
La tarea del hijo destruye la historia de éxito del padre
A Houston father’s confidence crumbles during a simple fifth-grade homework session, revealing to his son—and to himself—that his success might have been pure luck all along.
El DHS desplegará unidades de entrenamiento Pokémon en Portland tras los problemas con Nintendo y su video de ICE
Kristi Noem and DHS turn to Nintendo and real-life Pokémon training to handle ICE raids gone weird. Freedom Balls incoming.
¡DORITOS A TRIÁNGULOS! TRUMP OBLIGA A LAY’S A RENOMBRARSE PARA MEJORAR LAS CALIFICACIONES DE GEOMETRÍA EN LAS ESCUELAS. ¡Y HABRÁ MÁS BOTANAS!
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As school grades continue to fall nationwide, an unexpected strategyhas been unveiled in Washington. The plan, called the “Shapes You Can Eat Nutrition Act,”has the MAGA faithful excited. “We can learn and eat at the same time,” said one supporter.“The more we eat, the more we learn.”Beloved Doritos will soon become Triangles®…
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