¡DORITOS A TRIÁNGULOS! TRUMP OBLIGA A LAY’S A RENOMBRARSE PARA MEJORAR LAS CALIFICACIONES DE GEOMETRÍA EN LAS ESCUELAS. ¡Y HABRÁ MÁS BOTANAS!
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As school grades continue to fall nationwide, an unexpected strategyhas been unveiled in Washington. The plan, called the “Shapes You Can Eat Nutrition Act,”has the MAGA faithful excited. “We can learn and eat at the same time,” said one supporter.“The more we eat, the more we learn.”Beloved Doritos will soon become Triangles®…
