Marjorie Taylor Greene Moves to the Left After Mishap During Yearly Reboot
A mishandled yearly reboot sends Marjorie Taylor Greene drifting sharply to the left, alarming GOP leadership and delighting confused progressives.
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Fort Ringgold Converts Pool into Water Park With Car Wash, Dollar General, Unmarked Building
In true Rio Grande Valley fashion, city leaders have unveiled a plan to transform Fort Ringgold Pool into a full “water park” — complete with a 24-hour car wash, a new Dollar General, and a mysterious unmarked building that nobody seems to want to talk about.
DHS to Deploy Pokémon Training Units in Portland After ICE Video Backfires
Kristi Noem and DHS turn to Nintendo and real-life Pokémon training to handle ICE raids gone weird. Freedom Balls incoming.
TPUSA Accidentally Books ‘The Office’ Star Creed Bratton Instead of Rock Band Creed for Alternate Super Bowl Halftime Show
Turning Point USA wanted the band Creed for their anti-woke Super Bowl halftime show — but somehow ended up with Creed Bratton from The Office. That’s not even the weird part.
DORITOS TO TRIANGLES! TRUMP TO MANDATE LAY’S RENAME TO HELP IMPROVE GEOMETRY GRADES IN SCHOOL — MORE SNACKS TO FOLLOW!
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As school grades continue to fall nationwide, an unexpected strategyhas been unveiled in Washington. The plan, called the “Shapes You Can Eat Nutrition Act,”has the MAGA faithful excited. “We can learn and eat at the same time,” said one supporter.“The more we eat, the more we learn.”Beloved Doritos will soon become Triangles®…