BILLINGS, MT — Megrims, the new addition or subtraction, nobody seems to know for sure,to the Billings bar scene is set to open its doors next Monday at 8 in the morning.Black Dog, Down in the Gills, and Blue Devil are among the drinks served, and to half-fill yourgullet, you will have stale chips and…
A mishandled yearly reboot sends Marjorie Taylor Greene drifting sharply to the left, alarming GOP leadership and delighting confused progressives.
Turning Point USA wanted the band Creed for their anti-woke Super Bowl halftime show — but somehow ended up with Creed Bratton from The Office. That’s not even the weird part.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As school grades continue to fall nationwide, an unexpected strategyhas been unveiled in Washington. The plan, called the “Shapes You Can Eat Nutrition Act,”has the MAGA faithful excited. “We can learn and eat at the same time,” said one supporter.“The more we eat, the more we learn.”Beloved Doritos will soon become Triangles®…
After failing the Bar Exam, Kim Kardashian sets her sights on a new profession: art recovery detective. Inspired by The Thomas Crown Affair and her viral Met Gala photo, she’s ready to bring style and contour to crime solving.
In a drastic cost-cutting measure, Marvel Studios president Kevin Feige has bypassed VFX artists entirely, summoning an actual demon to provide authentic hellfire for the next Ghost Rider film. The demon, Barbatos, is represented by CAA.
In true Rio Grande Valley fashion, city leaders have unveiled a plan to transform Fort Ringgold Pool into a full “water park” — complete with a 24-hour car wash, a new Dollar General, and a mysterious unmarked building that nobody seems to want to talk about.
During a hectic Thanksgiving morning, a San Antonio man made a quick run to H-E-B and accidentally brought home the wrong elderly woman. Both families later agreed it was the best Thanksgiving in years.
The U.S. government wants to help AI draw hands — by genetically modifying humans to have fewer fingers. Because apparently that’s cheaper than fixing the code.
Kristi Noem and DHS turn to Nintendo and real-life Pokémon training to handle ICE raids gone weird. Freedom Balls incoming.
